![]() ![]() Whether it be character traits of someone you know who acts crazy when they drink or the silly games intoxicated people play. Ok, first and foremost, I know that alcoholism is no laughing matter!īut the Bible does have some pretty funny Bible verses about drinking that, when taken out of the intended context, will have you laughing! Proverbs 21:19 NIV: Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife. Proverbs 21:9 NIV: Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife. Proverbs 27:15 NIV: A quarrelsome wife is like the dripping of a leaky roof in a rainstorm ![]() Proverbs 11:22 NIV: Like a gold ring in a pig’s snout is a beautiful woman who shows no discretion. Related: 19 Encouraging Verses for a Troubled Marriageīut let's be honest, sometimes husbands and wives can totally get on each others' nerves! And these funny Bible verses about love and marriage are spot on! Now, I don't mean “laugh at each other” in a hateful way such as to disparage the other person or belittle them. Second only to being grounded in God's Word, the key to a long and happy marriage is the ability to laugh together – and at each other! Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered. Matthew 21:18 NIV: Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Or that time that Jesus got mad at an olive tree… Joshua 13:1 NASB: Now Joshua was old and advanced in years when the Lord said to him, “You are old and advanced in years, Genesis 22:21 NIV: Uz the firstborn, Buz his brother, Kemuel (the father of Aram),Īnd what about that time God told Joshua he was old? Galatians 5:12 HCSB: I wish those who are disturbing you might also get themselves castrated! ![]() Now, I would never wish physical harm to anyone but you must admit – this next one is funny! When he was sound asleep, he fell to the ground from the third story and was picked up dead. Paul went down, threw himself on the young man and put his arms around him. The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi-he drives like a maniac.”Īnd what about this funny Bible verse that seems to indicate that Paul was so boring that his readings put a man to sleep!Īcts 20:9-10 Seated in a window was a young man named Eutychus, who was sinking into a deep sleep as Paul talked on and on. Ok, we should absolutely NOT refer to someone in this way but you gotta admit, that is funny considering it is in the Bible!Īnd then there is this one where it speaks of a maniacal driver:Ģ Kings 9:20 NIV: The lookout reported, “He has reached them, but he isn’t coming back either. Song of Songs 7:4 NIV: Your nose is like the tower of Lebanon looking toward Damascus. As he was walking along the road, some boys came out of the town and jeered at him. These funny Bible verses, when taken out of context, will surely have you rolling and need a box of tissue to dry your eyes!Ģ Kings 2:23 NIV: From there Elisha went up to Bethel. We know that some translations are a bit harder to understand.īut some, just translate the message in a way that leaves you thinking “What did that just say?” lol!! Funny Bible Verses Taken Out of Contextīefore I go any further, I want to make sure that you understand that I take the Bible as a serious matter! But in all things, we must be able to find humor and laugh a little!Įven the Bible – the literal Word of God – can offer some opportunities to find humor depending on the translation you are using. ![]()
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